Monday, June 12, 2006

New Definitions.

Airplane Blonde - One with bleached hair who still has a black box

Aussie Kiss - Like a French kiss, but downunder

Beaver Leaver - Homosexual male

BOBFOC - Body off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch

Bunny-Boiler - An unhinged and overly-possessive woman, from the rabbit boiling scene in "Fatal Attraction"

Crappuccino - A particularly frothy type of diarrhea

Drink-Link - An ATM, commonly visited prior to going out for a few

Frigamarole - Unnecessary and tome-consuming foreplay

Greyhound- A very short skirt, only an inch from the hare

Mumbler - An attractive female in tight jeans, shorts, etc. You can see the 'lips' moving, but can't quite make out what they are saying

One in the Departure Lounge - the need to take a crap immediately

Salad Dodger - A phrase for an overweight person

Swamp Donkey - A deeply unattractive woman

Titanic - A woman who goes down the first time out...

1 comment:

A J said...

Mine too! :)